just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
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