Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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