question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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