You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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