Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
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