I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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