She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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