i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
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