look no pants
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
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