"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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