One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
there is puke in my bra ... again
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