Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
So squirting runs in the family.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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