**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
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