We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
the condom got lost in my hair
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
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