Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
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