let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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