Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
A bitchslap is in order.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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