She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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