can we get nightvision for the apartment?
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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