Say something about gay babies.
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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