yo i stole a wine glass from the ritz but i spilled wine on my hundo dolla shirt
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
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