I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
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