Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
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