i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
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