He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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