I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize