i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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