I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
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