He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
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