He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
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