chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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