just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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