Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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