I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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