i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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