I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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