I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I just woke up to a lawnchair covered in lipstick. I'm wearing red lipstick. What happened and is the tequila?
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
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