Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
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