Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
I'm having to shit out rocks
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