she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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