just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
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