In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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