Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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