Just met a synchronized swimmer, can you imagine the things she could do in the water
Legs for days
Harpoon that
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Randomize
