Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Come on in and take your pants off
Randomize
