Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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