im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
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