Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
So. Much. Porn.
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