People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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