you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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