Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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