yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
The adults are the big ones right?
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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