my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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