You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Randomize
