i wish starbucks made bloody marys
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
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