Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
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